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March 31, 2005

“Damn you, Imaginary Keith!  If you ask me one more time to let you out of that cage, by God, I’m going to come over there and give you a pounding!  Don’t think I won’t.”

“You’ve never even been in a fight, so come on, just let me out of here.  I hate cages.”

“I just need to get Scrine tweaked a little bit . . . “

“OPEN THIS CAGE BEFORE I BREAK OUT AND GIVE YOU A POUNDING!”

“Geez.  Calm down.  What’s gotten into you, anyway?  It’s only been . . what? . . three, four hours?”

“Three days.  Now open the cage.”

“Alright.  But don’t pound me.  Promise?”

“Never bargain with a caged man.  He’ll tell you whatever it takes.”

“No, really.  Don’t pound me.  I don’t want to get pounded.”

“No, of course not.  I won’t.  I promise.” 



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